i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
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We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
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Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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