i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
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I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
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We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
where are my eyebrows?
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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