It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
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If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
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I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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