How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
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just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
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I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
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