So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
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They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
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Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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