smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
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I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
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I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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