dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
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What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
please don't ironically join a cult
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