i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
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She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
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Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
you never un-have a 4some
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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