I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
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i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
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drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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