idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
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I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
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soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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