google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
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Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
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The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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