Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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