Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
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Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
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I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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