sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
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the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
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I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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