At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
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i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
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Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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