You really coming over, don't trick.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
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finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
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I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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