Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
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Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
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You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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