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What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
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Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
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I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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