we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
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My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
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WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
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