This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
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Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
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Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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