I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
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There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
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I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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