are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
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Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
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And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
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