New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
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i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
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I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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