Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Multitasking record: pooping whilst putting on shoes and cleaning ear with q-tip. All while texting.
Update: fell off toilet, one shoe on, q-tip still in ear. Not a pro.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
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Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
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Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
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