It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
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He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
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The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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