nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
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I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
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hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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