Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
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What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
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because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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