Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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