But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
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tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
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Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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