Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
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just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
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And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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