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TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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