It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
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her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Every concussion has its silver lining
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
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Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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