I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
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I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
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When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
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