Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
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I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
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I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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