Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
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She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
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hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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