i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I look better un-naked...
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
PS: I just woke up from my shower
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
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