ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
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Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
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He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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