Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
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I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
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it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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