thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
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You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
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he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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