I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
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hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
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Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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