But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
you will always have a special place in my vag
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
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Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
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Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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