he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
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that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
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IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
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