I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
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We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
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Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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