the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
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she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
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Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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