Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
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so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
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Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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