the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
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I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
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Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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