She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
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If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
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And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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