nutella sex= disaster
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
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For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
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Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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