ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
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It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
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I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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