# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
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Tornado booty call.. dedication
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
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There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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