I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
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Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
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Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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